Things you should know about me:

• I play many vidya games. In fact, games play me.

• when I don't play games, I play music or listen to music or write about music. JUST MUSIC OKAY?

• my ID states that I am 23. However, many people believe I got stuck in 15 year old brat at some point. There are times when I act like a 40 year old sod. Take your pick.

• I also belong to the list of people who experienced the horror called, Battletoads.

• When I was a kid, I wanted to be a TMNT. Now I got my priorities straight and aim to be a unicorn.

• I know my shit about retro and arcade games. Blame my family for not being casual enough to buy me a fancy PS1 and having to grow up with an ATARI, Texas Chainsaw Massacre Game and a controller fixed with tape.

• I did get a Dreamcast later

• and phantasy star Online

• i cried

• all this time you've been reading pointless facts.

• feel free to send me...stuff

• and give this poor man a hoverboard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOH15_pqWZ4