The Secret Life of Dorian Pink

A reimagination of the scandalous Victorian classic, the Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde.

Dorian has put his Gray past behind him. He is now Dorian Pink, a wholesome, wondrous, wrinkly old man, and is boyfriends with Basil Hallward. Alas, Dorian’s old friend, the Devil, kidnaps Basil to cook for a Feastival. Blasphemy!!! Now Dorian has to go back to his Gray past in Hell to rescue his one true love.

To find the Devil, go back to your young, plump, and tender self in Hell. You will make questionable dialog and life choices, such as what ingredient to put into a most important broth, or how you respond to people. What end will be upon you?