Goat Simulator: Payday

You've crashed into people's windows with a jetpack, you've hit level 101 in the Goat MMO Simulator, you've survived the zombie apocalypse. How do you even top that? Introducing Goat Simulator: PAYDAY, the latest in goat simulation technology. Being a goat has never been this realistic.

Starring 4 new main thugs - A flying flamingo, a wheelchairing dolphin, a spitting camel and a goat that’s just really handsome.

● Beat people up and take their money - use your goat crew to smash & grab, then blast away all your money at Mahatma Gambling, the Indian casino - just like in that Al Cappuccino movie. ● PRANKNET - The static contract database lets goats pick and choose from available jobs by connecting with local contacts such as Vlad the Crimean, and you get to run his errands. ● Buy things - use your easy-earned cash to buy different things. Mostly masks. Okay only masks. ● More masks - because obviously we haven’t been clear enough. You can even wear that mask with the American flag on it, whatever that character is called i don’t know, i just write the damn text. ● Unlock new, even dumber stuff. Because this is friggin’ Goat Simulator. ● Did I say that you can steal and drive cars?