Pokémon SoulSilver Nuzlocke, it's not that hard if you don't think about it

Will's ass got kicked, even though his two Xatu kept spamming Confuse Ray. Worst. Status. Ever. I'd say Koga didn't age well. I mean, yeah, Gen I and II are only three years apart, but come on. He was sooo easy. Okay, maybe it was because Ninetails completely rekt him, but I still blame it on his age. Sorry old man, go back to your ninja school in ninja town! Believe it! The first time I played HeartGold back in the day Bruno completely rekt me. It also sparked my undying hate for Machamp (say what you want, that is just a creep in a speedo, and still people keep on hating Gen V's design choices.. Nah wait, they are actually quite bad). But today I rekt him. Again. It really happened quite often in the past. So it's not that special. Karen was actually annoying. Due to Umbreon's Synchronize my Ampharos got paralyzed. How is that even possible, it's an Electric-Type. Ugh. But her Gengar was the worst. Destiny Bond, really? Kiss my a... I mean, what a great move! Thanks to my Feraligatr's low Special Attack Surf didn't kill it, otherwise you could serve my head on a silver plate to Lance. Talking about Lance, I wonder if he uses three Dragonites to compensate for something.. Hmm.